The birds and the bees from a two-year-old's perspective… An actual quote from my son.

About one week ago Sebastian stumbled upon something very cool... He caught me off guard and in a moment of poor judgement. He was very confused about what his newly discovered body part was. In an effort to make certain he didn't continue down his current line of thinking, I told him that that actually was not his 'bottom' but his balls. Lesson learned...

So Saturday, after James had taken a shower, Seb came busting into the bathroom having to tee tee on the potty. While stepping down off the step stool, Sebastian came to realize that only boys have balls, girls don't have balls.

Mommy: "That's right. Only boys have balls. Girls don't. So Sebastian, what do girls have???"

SEB: "Hmmmm." Very confidently, "A basktet."

I suppose it is quite obvious to a two-year-old... If boys have balls, girls obviously have a basket.

I did the best I can. This is definitely the PG version.